Reiki is what the people need ❤️‍🩹

My favorite famous ppl quotes to work into convo: Dismissing someone or just goodbye - “God is love.” -Rev Run Confirming something - Me: As Elephant Man says “Yup. Good to go!” Idk how they became my favorites but the reactions to both crack me up! 😂

Brined and marinated them last night! I’m very excited to be the Mistress of the Grill today lls Just look at our menu! Are you jealous?! You should be 🤣🙌🏾

These men stay thinking they gotta girl like Keshia Kaoir when actually they gotta girl like shawty on love & hip hop who used her mans money for his kidd to open the store 🤣😂. Juss dead in the head and confused when it all come crashing down.

Brined. Marinated. Grilled. By yours truly. JERK WINGS!

This is a wild phenomena I realized awhile back. I started repeating points I heard from women on Twitter and irl in the barbershop, and to my surprise I rarely got any push back. Most dudes would be like “Wow, I ain’t never heard it put like that before…” Aight nigga sure😒

Courtesy of thee one and only Butterscotch Bandit!!!! #AskAboutHer What I asked for What I got

My girl done slimmed down and got them arms under control! You go Big Mama!

Shit like this really be blowing my mind cause how did I have their personalities so backwards growing up?!?! Sister Sister! I blame the wild child Tamera and the book worm Tia! It’s all sister sisters fault for why we weren’t prepared for Tamera’s bullshit!

I need Spike Lee & FLAVOR FLAV to do a tv show going around supporting women’s sports. Netflix HBO Apple TV Hulu SOMEBODY make it happen!!!

Jessica Biel gotta new show on prime! JT really fucked up the world tour bag smh got this lady out working again!

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Mercedes works very hard and this brand truly works. We’ve hit a couple snags like real businesses do and we’ve finally come up with a solution! So we’re asking our community. It’s a lot that goes on behind scenes and we’ve been working for free for months. 🫂❤️

I havent made fresh pasta in like 2-3 months cause its now weirdly associated with my ex boyfriend in my head. I think I might make me some tomorrow cause I learned how to make pasta on one of the best friend dates of my life not for his toxic unappreciative ass & I deserve pasta

they doing my boy like an episode of COPS when the fugitive has to be airlifted out of water. goddammit, PUT HIM DOWN IT'S EMBARRASSING. enough. all he wanted was freedom! somebody tell him do not speak without an attorney. 😭😭😭

Who the man in this pic? Hes clearly kin to vince

Recalling my energy. So many of yall do not reciprocate love. Romantic. Platonic. General human. Sick and tired of ppl loving my energy and aura but not feeding it.