I currently have a fully stocked fridge & access to the entirety of UberEats, I am so hungry that my stomach is making monster noises & my brain is like “what really is food though?” I can’t think of any good ones. Or bad ones. RADISH. Is that anything???? Is that anything? Does

Apologies, mortal correspondents! I did not ignore your email. It’s just that in the Feywild, we communicate via whispered secrets on the wind and the occasional cryptic mushroom circle. I was merely flitting about, causing harmless mischief and forgetting the concept of time.

Just another glamorous day in my cute little life where I realize it’s 9pm & I’ve had little to no food & now I have become a monster who MUST HAVE FOOD RIGHT NOW!!!!!! 😤

How about I appear to him in his dreams & then he makes me dino nuggets & I go back to dream land & eat them all by myself with ketchup made fresh from the bl00d of my enemies 😈 & then I take a little nap bc that was a big day & I got a lot done 😴

Plot twist: Not a GF at all!

How is this hat not the most impractical article of clothing that I own

Hello! I’m finally out of the hospital & able to use my phone again! Thank you so much to everyone who has donated to my G0FundM3 so far (🔗 in stories), who has donated on Vmo/Cashapp, to wrote me letters while I was hospitalized & checked on me. I’m so grateful to have such a

Happy birthday to me!! 🥰🎂💝 Thank you to every who’s already sent me nice messages & gifties or come to celebrate with me this week! I’m so grateful for all of the love & sweetness in my life, now more than ever. ✨If you wanna give me a lil birthday treat or digitally pin a

Anyone else feel like they don’t know what they’re supposed to be doing right now? 😅

When the horrors become too much, remember that you too are a horror—you too are a being beyond comprehension containing a mystifying power that can destroy or distort the very fabric of reality. You too can inspire madness, hope, fear. You too contain an ancient and vast magic

I made up this washed up actress guesting at a comic con character (loosely based on the episode of Schitt’s Creek where Moira Rose appears at a fan convention for the first time) to host the Comic Con edition of the drag/improv show Whodunnit (I was the mrrder victim trying to

Vampire trophy wife 🖤 Fangs: Gemini Fangz

Y’all like rhetorical questions, right?

My Non-binary type Pokémon lineup: -Feather -Colonel Ketchup -✨ -Q -PRINCESS MANBOI -Toad

This is a rhetorical question but if u want to fight about it in the comments section to boost my engagement go right ahead

One authentic experience of dating a feral they/them goblin with no executive functioning coming right up ✨

Performing at was so fun! 🚬🖤🥊 I had to borrow boots bc the ring isn’t stiletto friendly & I didn’t think about it til I got there, hehe 😹

If you have to be emotionally devastated, you might as well do it while wearing a cute little outfit 🤍 I decided to create this Eulogy in 10 Little Outfits for the for the most infuriating & simultaneously wonderful person that I ever knew, the person who did more to shape me

Calm down, Venusaur, you’ll be productive again soon. Using big moves like Sunbeam just requires a little extra time that looks like you’re doing nothing. But you’re doing stuff! I see you! ✨🧡

You can’t tell me I’m wrong about this