girlfriends are temporary, ex girlfriends are forever

God

Earthquakes at 3am are VERY loud

Only

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if i had premarital sex with you, you are not my ex. you are a sin. i repel you, in the name of god. and my body count is back to 0. amen

BUJU BANTON X WYFL RIDDIM

Work from home

Lmso unu aguh still deny that WYFL riddim bigger than story book now?

"i saw your ex" - a truly unnecessary piece of information

Your own jet arriving at an airport named after you…what a f*cking flex, man.

I’ve been blocked, unfollowed and unfriended but i've never been told i'm bad in bed

“Nah for us” 💀💀💀

📱 📞

We need to ban all AI now… NOW

from “babe” to “instagram user” a true love story

Her: “you’ll never find another girl like me” Me:

i wish life was as easy as my ex

Drake is now the first artist in history to have 300 songs pass 100 MILLION streams each on Spotify 🏆

Nobody: A young ho: