Men of Twitter, have any of you ever sported a Pearl necklace? (Not you Tatchell).

That’s all very well, but let’s not forget, he does have the benefit of clean air, thanks to Mayor of London, Sadiq Khan

Obviously it's a different door for women and would you mind leaving your kids behind? 👍

When your gran has a yeast infection and needs help with the pessary.

Sounds like Carol needs a Tena pad.

Tush.

Probably prefers a Queen.

They don’t call him Blobby Sands anymore.

Slimmer of the year.

I nearly forgot…. Merry Billy Sands day! 🥔

The sooner we stop people driving, heating their homes or going on holiday, the sooner we get net zero which will make life much better, apparently.

How lovely, celebrating winning by buying all your friends brekkie at Alan’s snack bar!

Good morning everyone! A beautiful day in Llareggub bay, who needs London anyway?

I am going to hell for laughing at this

His face, If ever a picture summed up not only London, but the whole of the UK...

Politics in the UK has become highly sectarian, you have no chance of getting elected unless you're in bed with one group or another.

So…..

This is a relief, I was worried that we may end up with an incompetent, bigoted loon at the helm. #FreePalesine

Sensitive soul.

Spooky....

India Willoughby. Iggy Pop