What if you're an Internet prankster in the forest?

I really do want to let XLR8R have their old Twitter handle back. It was followed and mentioned several times this weekend.

@RBMA Sónar Festival No they weren't. Your friends at XLR8R were, though.

@BLScott415 Try XLR8R. They do a podcast, and I don't.

Remember: if you're following me, you probably mean to be following XLR8R instead. If you actually mean to be following me, why?

I have eight followers on my novelty account, all of whom want to be following XLR8R instead. Please, followers, follow them!

@BLScott415 The only news coming from Social Media Errors these days is that they changed their handle to XLR8R. I'm just a troll.

So far, I have 9 followers and about 100 mentions that should belong to XLR8R, yet they won't say they want this handle back.

This fake account now has 22 followers and is listed twice, even though no one cares what I have to say, not even XLR8R, who should.

@BLScott415 I think you mean XLR8R.

@BLScott415 I think you mean XLR8R. They changed their Twitter handle ages ago and I took their old one as an experiment.

40 people follow this account who mean to be following XLR8R. I wonder if they've figured it out yet and follow both.