*My friends completing even the smallest of tasks* Me:

Hahahhahahah this is insane

2 years ago today😂🖤

Fun’s over y’all.

Never really got the point of guinea pigs lol like what are you

I just love chelsea cutler and Quinn XCII and if either punched me in the face i would apologize

Did Jason Derulo fall at the Met Gala this year or no

“You have to respect my opinion” Their opinion:

Coach Rogo if you’re out there i miss you

Lmaooooo. Our society is a joke

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I just wanna see Tate McRae live:(

This is forever funny

My google search yesterday has me cackling lmao

Went to cook out yesterday and got 2 quesadillas, 2 BLT’s, my mortgage paid off and a liver transplant for 7.99

We can’t even keep the kids that were born, safe. I’m sick to my stomach

Half a decade cancer free 🥹

Imagine getting lit on fire and then getting jumped😭💀