Wunwun a pint of Ben & Jerry’s and a piece of celery to cancel it out.

Wunwun some Saritas Mac & Cheese for lunch. You got both the Mac and the Cheese sections of the food pyramid covered!

Wunwun about 25 air fresheners for that one subway car.

Wunwun some 40s and orange juice and have a Brass Monkey party. 🙉🙈🙊

Wunwun a burrito from Chipotle and a memory foam pillow for afterwards.

Wunwun some dark glasses to protect your eyes from that strange bright orb that emerged today in the sky.

We can deliver Taco Bell to your office, despite Nancy insisting the office should "have more health-focused options." Whatever, Nance!

DINNER TIP: Order enough Vanessa's Dumplings to build a pyramid that reaches your mouth, then eat your way down.

Get a smoothie from Juice Generation to get all the nutrients of delicious fruit without all that pesky chewing.

Wunwun some cookies from Levain Bakery in case anyone gets angry at you today. If they do, just give them a cookie. Problem solved.

Some nights, you need a delicate blend of complex flavors. Some nights you need a Big Mac. We handle both.

Want to not feel like a gluttonous emperor, unable to move after lunch? Try out Chickpea.

Wunwun whatever you need for your apartment from Duane Reade. Now, when you get off work you can go straight to your couch like an American.

Bagels have been relegated to the morning for too long. Break the pattern. Have a bagel & steak sandwich for dinner. Change the world.

.JACK'S Stir Brew is like a magic potion that'll wake you up and make you read spreadsheets faster. We'll deliver it. pic.x.com/p5TUEUR07a

Get a good old fashioned sugar rush going with some doughnuts from @doughbrooklyn and hope you don't crash before work's over.

When we say we can deliver anything, that even includes the sloppy cheesesteaks from your favorite bodega (as long as they take VISA.)

Wunwun an old-school boombox and dig out your Ready to Die cassette tape. Then hit the subway car. pic.x.com/hF0kRqbuqZ

.Intelligentsia Coffee is like a slide made of coffee that deposits you safely at the end of your workday.

We are proud to announce we're now flying with our friends over Alfred! bit.ly/1R0q3Pe