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In a rabbit hole of watching dogs save babies. They’re such amazing cunts, dogs. How do they know that a TV is about to fall off the wall, an earthquake is coming or the plug will electrocute the wee one?

Finally hit 100 reviews of my book, 4.9 outta 5 stars on Amazon, thanks folks! Keep the reviews coming If you want to pick up a copy it’ll make a great Xmas gift! Or, given it’s a quality hardback it’ll prop up any wonky tables, a sale is a sale 🤣 amzn.eu/d/3zqjKdE

All this bowing down to sheikhs, giving them metaphoric gobbles, is fucking grim. Get it in the bin #EubankBenn2 #DAZN

An absolutely amazing conversation. I can’t wrap my head around how people can listen to Dominic Sandbrook and not think “that makes sense”.

Lil Gallstones

Just watched the worst film ever committed to film: Playdate

honest

Just watched an advert for Inkcept. A company that make dabby on tattoos for adults. Mind them? I put one on a 2-year-old last week. Imagine being over the age of seven and getting a dab on 😂

Brassic has did the same thing that loads of comedies do. They start over relying on emotion. The Young Offenders did it as well. They lean into needing to take the anti-hero’s side by making all their moral choices so pure. It’s writer’s cannon. Still good though.

Glasgow has some of the best of these guys. Bierhoff Jimmy Backwards Swampy Boaby Hit The Deck The Catman

Watched first episode of The Black Swan on BBC. A Danish documentary. Brilliant so far.

Best documentary I’ve watched.

Just text some cunt. Anyone you know.