this is the most menacing thing I've seen a Pope say in my entire life

Except on January 6th when Trump supporters were mercilessly beating police officers.

That's why it worked.

“I don’t like reading, it’s too hard—” listen to me. if a Jack Russell terrier can not only read the classics but also ENJOY them so much that he feels moved to perform them in costume, and find in them constant application to events in his life, so can you.

Did you say “Thank you” even once, JD Vance?

Ron was best man at a gay wedding you dumb fuck. #HappyPride

elon’s ketamine plug needs to put in work today, we can have him admit election interference and put this app up for sale by tonight if bro locks in

does it ever drive you crazy just how fast the night changes

Peter Thiel looking at all his hardwork being wasted

Unblocked Elon just for today idgaf

Today is like 9/11 for guys who call women "females"

this is like kendrick vs drake but with two drakes

AP US history is going to be INSANE in 2100

This kind of shit is how you KNOW the government isn’t hiding aliens from us

everyone is upset by this but it just affirms my belief that they are the most polite and considerate insects. Always tucked away somewhere, pay rent by killing other bugs, and now ur telling me they’re conscious of our business hours…gotta give them their 10s

The reason you never see the LAPD arresting the Proud Boys is the same reason you never see Miley Cyrus hanging out with Hannah Montana

If the United States saw what the United States is doing in the United States, the United States would invade the United States to liberate the United States from the tyranny of the United States.

i think three serious exes is the right amount before you meet your spouse. you need one truly evil one, one normal one, and one situationship and then you’ve basically experienced all dating has to offer

LMAO they got ICE piñatas