I just received Ayden Pants - Black from Sandro Botticelli via Throne. Thank you, sweetheart! throne.com/wrenfaulkner #Wishlist #Throne

I just received Getting hair done ❤️ from Anonymous via Throne. Thank you, sweetheart! throne.com/wrenfaulkner #Wishlist #Throne

just went to someone else’s circus and my fucking monkeys were there

It’s hard to be a lady of the night when you are so dang sleepy! But here we are!

Vancouver: your artsy girlfriend has two dates left on the 13th & 14th. Calgary: one date each 18th & 19th. Lemme paint you like one of my french girls.✨

I just received Berryman's Meat Box (1.5 months worth) from Lab Guy Luke via Throne. Thank you, sweetheart! throne.com/wrenfaulkner #Wishlist #Throne

(Hahaha I was so sure I deactivated my throne but evidently not & y'all aren't mad about it, ya SWEETIES 💐)

Hank Green says they don't know where the bats in Montana go in the winter. "...Did you check the caves?" "We HAVE checked the caves." —Anyway, good morning.

I am not dating for free but just know that in a different life some of my clients could absolutely get it

I was anticipating work to slow down a tad in fall and y'all really said, ✨ Absofuckinglutely Not ✨ Okay 🥹

Poses on the beach with vigor. Slinks back into sweater a moment later like the sun hates Irish ancestry. (Sandy talon is grasping at the last of seasonal warmth.)

Where in the world is Carmen Sandiego? 🎉 Give a gal a hand with some buckles & bows? 🎀 Calgary Sept 16-20th 🐎 Tofino Sept 25-28th 🌊 Ottawa Oct 4-7th 🏫 Timmins Oct 14-16th 💛 Kitchener 16-20th 💻 Toronto 21-25th 6️⃣

You think the two dudes I'm sitting inbetween are going to mind me deciding my photoshoot faves this entire flight? 🙈✨

Little Heaux on the Prairie 🏡 (...hi Calgary 😍)

I believe to the core of my clit that every person in every job should be able to take naps at work.

A dear dear client, every time I see him, buys me neat, fancy socks because I once remarked that I wished I could have a drawer full of fun ones. Who doesn't love a duck????

Calgary 🥲 15 (!) lengthy emails over 3 days, responded to promptly, only to crickets 2 (!) cancellations w/o cancellation fees 1 (!) dumbfounded babe Local sources say this is your norm? Cannot fathom snubbing your resident goddesses and their babely time. Yikes!