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WorryingOAP

@worryingoap

Bored. Old. Worried. Things were better when Churchill was about. *parody*

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calendar_today16-07-2013 10:52:53

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Saw a pizza with pineapple on the top of it in the Co-op. 30 degree heat and now, exotic foods. People will be coming here instead of Spain now, as if the bloody parking’s not bad enough as it is. Moving to Mongolia.

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He’s fine. He and his wife have just returned from a week’s holiday in Scarborough. He’s having his driveway levelled on Saturday.

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With all this Jamie Oliver business floating about, I’m a bit worried. The wife made something called a stir fry the other night which they reckon is of Chinese origin. Will I be arrested?

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I’ve said it once and I’ll say it till the day I kick the bucket. Paul Hollywood has the hands of a bricklayer and the fact they’re covered in flour and bloody hundreds and thousands and not cement is a crying shame. What a sad loss for the building trade.

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Vegan week? What’re we going to get? A stick of celery dipped in icing sugar? A jacket potato dressed up as a bloody scone? An iron tablet in a cake case? I won’t lose #GBBO to those sprialising nutcases too.

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We’ve run out of Fox’s glacier mints and a trick or treater with a full beard and a voice deeper Frank Bruno just rang the bell wanting to bloody trick or treat us. We’ve turned all the lights off and are hiding in the conservatory.

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Now I know how The Beatles must've felt. Well they can whistle. The only thing they're getting from me is a Millets fleece each.

Now I know how The Beatles must've felt. Well they can whistle. The only thing they're getting from me is a Millets fleece each.
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The fish & chip shop is closed. On a Friday. What are we to do now? Besides starve or order glorified cheese on toast from a yob on a moped?

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I was talking about fish and chips. Not cock. We only have chicken on Sundays, Grace, love. Don't talk daft. x.com/ernstlapin1/st…

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These bloody for sale signs moonlighting as school fete ads. Mick next door put one up. Had heart failure. I thought I was going to lose him

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Bloody bank holidays. Blood pressure's through the roof. Can't relax. Bet I think it's Monday tomorrow and forget to put the bins out too...

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Worst part of #GBBO is Hollywood. It's a travesty to see the sturdy back and hands of a tradesman wasted fannying about with bloody pastry.

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This Hurricane Irma is a worry. I've bought the recycling boxes inside and double locked the front door. I don't want tins all over my drive

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We’re down to our last four slices of bread and I don’t have a bobsleigh or a loaf in the freezer. We’ll starve before we bloody freeze.

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Should’ve moved to Benidorm when we had the chance instead of spending money on the bloody conservatory we can’t sit in because it’s like bloody Siberia in there.