A couple who worked in the kitchen together broke up after she cheated on him. They then spent 2 or 3 weeks deliberately getting in each other’s way, trying to trip each other up etc. 👩‍🍳

We came in one day to open the store to find a man sleeping on the floor, just behind the tills. 😴

I work at a petrol station in like the dodgiest part of my town so it’s crackhead central at night. This man came in all scared and asked to borrow the phone. i was worried so i was like yeah sure and then he prank called the police and walked out. i was so done at that point. 📞

Got told my eyes were ‘unusual’- my eyelashes just got done- and I giggled and went ‘haha I don’t know how to take that’ and she replied with ‘let me talk to your manager’ and complained to my manager that I was rude for not taking a compliment. 👁️

I spend the majority of my workday vaping in the toilet. 💨

I made the CEO of my firm pregnant, and she made it out to be her husband's 🤰

I was running because the shop got really busy and I fell so hard in front of everyone they all looked at me and carried on - only the manager helped. 🤕

A co-worker gave a guest head for a bigger tip. 🤑

As a window cleaner, I fell off a ladder and smashed the side of my face on the way down. When I hit the ground, I realised my eye was out of its socket and dangling around my cheek. Living with a glass eye now for the rest of my days 🤓😅

I made the CEO of my firm pregnant, and she made it out to be her husband's baby 👨‍👩‍👧

I work in a restaurant, and a co-worker gave a guest head for a bigger tip. It was in the toilets as well. #tipforatip 🍆

A customer accidentally shot me with a paintball, so I ended up getting into a fistfight 💥🥊

I was running around like a headless chicken because the shop was manic, and I slipped so hard infront of everyone. Everyone looked at me like an idiot and carried on with their shopping. 🍌

A gluten-free person ordered without checking the allergen guide and had explosive diarrhoea all over the toilets. 🌋

A waiter needed to poo so badly that he passed out in the toilet, and a customer had to help him up and back to the reception 💩

A customer came into the shoe store. I asked about their shoe size, and they replied by showing me their foot. How am I supposed to know what your size is? They then showed their foot again and said, “this size” 👞

Someone asked me if the seats were halal, to which I said “no clue, sorry”. I later see said person licking McFlurry ice cream off of the seats. 😵‍💫

I hate my boss 🙃

A customer shouted at me because their ice cream was melting in the ☀️

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