I don't want to have an explosion around here.

"Stepan doesn't give up on gym, gym gives up on Stepan" - Rizwan

"Where did you get that fat banana?" - Riz

"F'ing hell. Alex's glue is so sticky" - Riz

"my balls are hurting and I don't know why" - Riz

"oooh, lets make it creamy" - Riz

"Get your hands off my banana" - Aaron

"My nuts are very salty today. Wonder why.." - Assumed to be Riz

"Nuts of forgetfullness" - Imdad

"Do you need a bit of Spooning?" -Riz

"Why are you limping Marco? You only been with Kent for 30 minutes." - Riz

"I don't give a fuck, I am just trying to look professional" - Karla

"Byron, let's cut the crap, how many midgets are working for you?" - riz

You usually fuck up when you are fucking around!

If you got sick by eating a Kebab, went back and complained to shop, what would they do? Offer you a free Kebab :~

Ever wondered why other people's stuff is shit and your shit is stuff?

Everytime Serena Williams moves, I close my eyes fearing a pair of balls going to drop between her legs. #Wimbledon

Opening a drawer with peanuts: Darrin the nut sack is now open!

Travel update, #London #cablecar is currently suspended.