remember those glorious days our forefathers spoke of when there were always free donuts in the kitchen

THIS WEEK IN COOKING DINNER MON: chicken breast & kale TUE: soup & salad WED: froot loops THUR: rice topped w/ triscuits FRI: omg pizza

okay now that the pressure's off what are you REALLY thankful for

what do you think vampires do on christmas DISCUSS

when will death metal bands accept that people want their songs to have a sax solo in the middle

no you guys who do you think the man in black REALLY is #westwordseasontwo

seriously, how can they resist the temptation to make a Rogue One II

hello i am twitter horse. want to share an apple? i sleep standing up!

what if spam bots are reaching out to say hello in the only language they know: capitalism

BUCKET LIST -red bucket -yellow bucket -blue bucket -another red bucket -green bucket

why doesn't apple ever start their new product release speech with HOW BOUT DESE APPLES EH

snow is just the recycled urine of the great philosophers of old, falling on your face

MONDAY AFFIRMATIONS - "i DO matter" - "i trust my intuition" - "if carl mentions westworld one more time i will throw a chair at him"

what's sadder about the end of 2016, that we still have more mondays or that we're almost out of fridays

TOP TIPS FOR TREE DECORATION -hang that ornament there -hang that one there -jeez this is boring -2 ornaments is fine

over the river and through the woods/ to grandmother's house we go/we already know the wifi is going to be terrible

If you were a planet, what planet would you be? LIKE AND DISCUSS

IT'S THURSDAY! If today isn't good please contact the god Odin and tell him his son isn't doing his job.

🎶 dashing thru the snow in a one horse open sleigh o'er the fields we go i lost a contact lens

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