The club has never been as far away from the local population as it is now.
However ‘Brian from Oxford’ is who the club wants . Brian will visit once a year and sit on his hands all game but will spend £200 in the club shop before the game #nufc

Giving thanks to The Sherlocks for all the music. This year I couldn’t stop listening to Remember All The Girls. #SpotifyWrapped open.spotify.com/artist/4SrofCf…

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Feels good to be back home 😍 two wins in two days to finish off pre season. Can’t wait for next week already! 🖤🤍

Is it me or are others misunderstanding the membership scheme?
Anyone can get one, there’s no limit on numbers. It’ll only give you a slim chance of a ticket instead of no chance.
People are posting how ‘lucky’ they are to have bought one, like it’s a ST? #NUFC

I’m sitting in my back garden, semi-naked and drinking Aldi’s version of Moretti toasting Matt Targett’s role in that winner #nufc

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Against against a team low on confidence with a midfielder playing at centre half for most of the game, the argument as to whether this team is good enough to stay up has finally ended #nufc

We can whinge as much as we like about the penalty but my biggest whinge is how poor we’ve been against an average team there for the taking #nufc

I’m happy to stand corrected but from what I witnessed, Bruce made absolutely no attempt to console Hayden tonight when he was lying in agony on a stretcher inches away. Shit house #nufc

Whether it’s a confidence thing but Joelinton doesn’t seem capable or willing to do anything more than check inside and lay it square or back 5 yards. A complete waste of an important position #NUFC

We’re crap but battled better than lately and (amazingly) created a couple of chances. Hung on and did absolutely nothing attacking wise 2nd half (one header). However, Twitter tonight is party time. Shows how our stock has badly fallen #nufc

How far has our stock has fallen when we are holding up Everton and Burnley as ‘good’ performances?? Burnley were worse than useless & Everton half strength. They were not ‘good’ performances, just slightly better than the usual dross #nufc

Two awful teams but one had a twinkled toed Frenchman on the wing and the other didn’t #nufc #bfc

I understand more about quantum physics than our forward line does about the offside law #nufc

Those mocking the protesters outside, at least they did SOMETHING. The 99.9% inside sitting on their hands all game did NOTHING towards either the ‘support the team’ or anti-Ashley cause #nufc

The biggest disappointment today was, after a summer of support the team/boycott arguments, those who did turn up did ABSOLUTELY NOTHING. Sitting on hands helps no one. Waiting for a goal or the person next to you to do something?? #NUFC

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