Hi keef, it appears someone is masquerading as you on the dating app Hinge. Lee from Doncaster, apparently. Thank cripes for reverse Google image search.

My lad just came downstairs to ask Alexa to fart 5 times in a row. He then went back upstairs. He's nearly 20.

She's feeling my bussoms again. Kerri Clegg 🏳️‍🌈 💙💜💖

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Lisa OMFG *thud*

You know your baby isn't a baby anymore when his Grandma buys him this Easter egg.

How I dress.

My cat 'asks' for pets.

QT with a sexy B&W

Just starting #TestamentTheStoryofMoses on Netflix, it's rather good.

*Ahem*

It's an old one, but it always makes me larf.

Morning.

Got glasses?

Bloody blind, I am.

Leeds Alternative Market yesterday with the lad and his gorgeous girlfriend who was asked to model new merch for the The Sophie Lancaster Foundation 🖤🖤

Just been called Shakira so I'll take that.

Just been sent this, I have absolutely no recollection of this being taken 🤣🤣 DRESSED TO KILL - The Ultimate tribute to KISS

The way he switches he's voice to the girl's voice is incredible

Its the 19th November, the same as every year. The reason why you don't know is because you're not really bothered about your own, you just want to piss all over ours. As predicated eh? Ćh💋ryl 👩🏼👗

Do I go out on my usual walk to rid myself of this hangover? 🤮🤮

I do smile sometimes.