Qrowseph was the greatest SmackLad I've ever had.

My favorite literary character is Willy Wonka, who also puts children repeatedly and apathetically into harm's way.

Don't we /all/ get a little horny on Christmas?

.../Owch./

The concept of him, most days.

The one good friend. Ah.

I said, /owch./

Thank gods I'm a masochist.

Ah, yes. A fellow Straight.

Imagine if there were more than one Jame.

Christmas is the time of year for nostalgia. Isn't that right, Mrs. Claus?

Happy Holidays. A kind reminder that Santa will not be coming, because he is dead.

The Happiest of Holidays. I hope that you all mourn appropriately.

I suppose that it is time to brush off the old hat, even if red looks awful on me these days. Happy Holidays!