Oh c’mon. We only rate dogs. This is a Silly Seaside T-Rex. Please evacuate the beach immediately. Thank you… 13/10

Level of life today: telling your dog for an hour that's he's a pretty boy, he's a sweet boy, he's the best boy while it rains on the patio and you both get progressively more soaked. #liveyourbestlife

There's talk of a gay James Bond, I guess. Let's have a bi James Bond. Seduce everyone! Hugh Knocker, his man servant, is a spy. But like a double-spy, whatever that's called. And Alma Fuk (you up) is his personal trainer. She gon whip him into shape.

Why is there even a spell for shooting a snake at someone? Who was like "you know what this fight could use? A snake just doing its snake thing."

How Voldemort should've gotten rid of Harry: mail him some poison or some explosive contraption. Harry loves mail. That would be way funnier if Voldemort had a deadly prank war with Harry.

I love that Neville is wearing a casual sweater during the battle of Hogwarts.

The only way Harry made it to the end was because he was a Horcrux right? And once Voldemort destroyed the Harrycrux, Harry can't speak Parseltongue?

It's 7:35, it should've been 8:35, but it feels like 10:35. That's a good enough reason to sleep now, right?