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Witch's Brew

@witchsbrew2

Writer. Procrastinator. Craft beer connoisseur. Buckle up for the absurdity that is my mind.

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Level of life today: telling your dog for an hour that's he's a pretty boy, he's a sweet boy, he's the best boy while it rains on the patio and you both get progressively more soaked. #liveyourbestlife

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There's talk of a gay James Bond, I guess. Let's have a bi James Bond. Seduce everyone! Hugh Knocker, his man servant, is a spy. But like a double-spy, whatever that's called. And Alma Fuk (you up) is his personal trainer. She gon whip him into shape.

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Why is there even a spell for shooting a snake at someone? Who was like "you know what this fight could use? A snake just doing its snake thing."

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How Voldemort should've gotten rid of Harry: mail him some poison or some explosive contraption. Harry loves mail. That would be way funnier if Voldemort had a deadly prank war with Harry.

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The only way Harry made it to the end was because he was a Horcrux right? And once Voldemort destroyed the Harrycrux, Harry can't speak Parseltongue?