Happy Father's Day to a wonderful father, who was married to a woman who ruined any chance at a father-daughter relationship.

Tonight she smelled like a summer storm; wind and so, so much rain - something that seemed intent to drown the world. And beneath that? Enough liquor to kill an Irishmen.

||; ABBIE, YOU ARE HURTING MY DELICATE BEAN'S ALREADY BROKEN HEART

She's just sensitive. He hasn't done anything, she's just especially easy to wound. "Thank-you. My mother thought so as well." OH, a bee-- That would be great for her plants-- x.com/AWhimsicalBee/…

I know it's a lot: the hair, the bod! When you're staring at a D E M I - G O D.

Oh, look, someone else with her name--

Excuse? She's had this name for twenty years. It is HERS.

Notorious or not, it is her NAME. She is not forfeiting it just because it offends someone with the same name.

LOOK. She just wants to raise plants, mourn her losses, and cuddles animals. She IS NOT fighting over a FUCKING NAME.

Or simply PIPE THE FUCK DOWN. x.com/DeDiscidium/st…

...Okay, deeps breaths. This was NOT her. How about this angrier, pissier Soren go eat a Snickers. Because she is HANGRY. x.com/DeDiscidium/st…

Rolls her eyes. Maybe bitchy Soren needs to leave witchy Soren alone until they can play nice and enjoy some tea. x.com/DeDiscidium/st…