What did the dog say to the owner when he asked “How do I look”? Rough.

🤣'Did you hear about the woman who couldn't stop collecting magazines?'
'She had issues.'🤣

🤣'What time did the man go to the dentist?'
'Tooth hurty!'🤣

Joke of the day in the 'Dad Jokes Daily' app:
What do you call it when two chips fall in love? A relation-dip.

Learn from yesterday, live for today, hope for tomorrow. The important thing is to not stop questioning.

- Albert Einstein

A bit in the morning is better than nothing all day.