I’m lowkey the 2Slimey of the mma twitter game, because I’m an innovator that only a select few understand.

This is my favorite scene in the whole movie. Very powerful

Actual interaction I had with my coach once: “How was your day Will???” “Good, but it was a bit uneventful.” “Uneventful?! It snowed today.” “To be fair it snowed yesterday” “Well, you know the government is controlling all that shit anyway.” And then he walked away.

#WillionReel

Thoughts on the divorce court drip???

You don’t get to use this gif till you start moving like me

Lost myself

the best songs I’ve discovered in February so far:

FUUUUUUCK

I identify more with the big monkey that beats the tar out of Punch every day

Where is Dracula flow???

I'll never get over how funny this is

Just booked Kash Patel for my half birthday party

Fadeaway hook video essay

Anime is absolutely a key part of modern right wing culture (derogatory)

When I walk out to 2Slimey for my fight, but nobody in the audience is tapped in, or has trained ears so everyone genuinely just walks out.

Female comedian OWNS Tony Hinchcliffe 😱😱😱🤯🤯😱😱😱 Tony: You’re a whore who loves sucking cock Comedian: Well you’re a homo who loves sucking cock!!!! Shane Gillis and that guy who dresses up like Dr Phil: OHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Imma do a stand up comedy tour, but every venue is just an empty room with a piece of paper that has a QR code to my Twitter account in the middle.

Roberto Duran pulls off arguably the win of his generation in the kind of war that even a younger version of him could be intimidated by against a man who dwarfs him in stature and is at his technical peak while Duran is nearly 40. What can you even say that captures that?

I can’t drink on my 21st birthday in less than a week, because I’m “a month out from a fight”