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🖤Willion Dollar Bill🖤

@willbutreal

Strip Mall Karate Master, Male Loneliness Epidemic Victim, Dandruff Demon, Timeline Terrorist

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calendar_today09-12-2020 01:08:34

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Actual interaction I had with my coach once: “How was your day Will???” “Good, but it was a bit uneventful.” “Uneventful?! It snowed today.” “To be fair it snowed yesterday” “Well, you know the government is controlling all that shit anyway.” And then he walked away.

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When I walk out to 2Slimey for my fight, but nobody in the audience is tapped in, or has trained ears so everyone genuinely just walks out.

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Female comedian OWNS Tony Hinchcliffe 😱😱😱🤯🤯😱😱😱 Tony: You’re a whore who loves sucking cock Comedian: Well you’re a homo who loves sucking cock!!!! Shane Gillis and that guy who dresses up like Dr Phil: OHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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Imma do a stand up comedy tour, but every venue is just an empty room with a piece of paper that has a QR code to my Twitter account in the middle.

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Roberto Duran pulls off arguably the win of his generation in the kind of war that even a younger version of him could be intimidated by against a man who dwarfs him in stature and is at his technical peak while Duran is nearly 40. What can you even say that captures that?