Mike Dean dishing out the yellows today. He can smell that 100th red card. It's so close. I'm predicting he whips it out in the last minute before jumping into the crowd in celebration.

Man City blasting out Chelsea's adopted anthem 'One Step Beyond' at the Etihad after thumping them 6-0 is sh*thousery of the highest order. Round of applause to all involved. 👏

Have you ever seen a more brummy mouthing 🤣

When you've been kissing for an hour then she gets up and closes door

(8) I gotta feeling (8)

It’s 14 years to the day since Steven Taylor tried the most magnificent piece of shithousing you’ll ever see. Unlucky, son. You deserved a fucking BAFTA for this.

Nine years ago today. Never forget.

Ye da plays the postcode lottery

Bad girls on tour

It's that time of year again... Denis Sulta on The Valley 🚀

Allan Saint-Maximin with the cross... ANDY CARROLLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!

Me when I stub my toe

Sorry I’m late lads you Iniza what I’ve had don’t you ......

6 minutes left of extra time at 0-0 in a cup final, Morata is racing through to win the game for Alteti and Valverde snaps him in half for an instant red card, game goes to pens and Real Madrid win. Professional shithousery at its finest x.com/Supercopa20/st…

“You’ve gotta fucking die to get 10 stars”

Right lads, it's War No Baguettes from now on, No Croissiants, and don't you even fucking dare look at Macarons Come on England

Comparisons with 1930s Germany are not acceptable, says national broadcaster, as it complies with demands from the ruling party to take a prominent government critic off air.