ive been knocking on doors for hours here in Paris asking for candy dressed up as Optimus Prime but apparently “they don’t celebrate it” & “it’s not even halloween yet” smh French ppl amirite

Every year I buy one pumpkin spiced latte and every year I hate it But I will 100% do it again next year

His full name is Elongated Muskrat

Really excited for a year or two from now when wearing short sleeve shirts over long sleeve shirts is cool again

What billionaire is bold enough to bring back Vine tumblr and Myspace to replace TokTok Twitter and Facebook?

You guys, British Taco Bell has no Doritos locos tacos, no cheesy Gordita crunch and no Baja blast. They only give you one single packet of hot sauce. English bruvs, what are we even doing here??

living in Quebec is a nightmare this was such a jumpscare

there should be a tier in Uber where you can ask the driver to take you through drive thru

I am become Canuck, destroyer of poutines (was just granted Canadian citizenship)

Random guy at the bar told me I look exactly like coach beard from ted lasso & idk if I will ever recover from this

Makes you wonder who’s really in charge…

repeating the “fear is the mind killer” mantra to myself as i buckle my seatbelt for my United flight in a Boeing plane

Going to the school gym to watch a motivational speaker Going to the school gym to watch a professional yo-yoer

creatine sangria

i saw someone try to transcribe crisp mattman’s poem and put it on reddit, so i wanted to share the actual text.

Just returned from a trip to London and Oxford, where I met with many interesting people. I really like Britain!

Was going to work out this morning. Went to IHOP instead.