A tornado has hit West Bridgford and parts of Nottingham causing fallen trees narrowly missing houses, broken branches blocking roads, roofs ripped off, and damage to homes and local businesses. We hope everyone is safe, and please take care on the roads. We believe the trees are…

Origi into the Dumitru and Diakhaby category for me. Fucking fraud #nffc

Huge shout-out to my friends at @Iran_gov, who have agreed to place a Fatwa on the head of Divock Origi.

Not easy to secure, of course, but some offences are worse than others

#NFFC

Ryan “Skipper” Yates about to put some noses out of joint 😍

Last two days we’ve been forecast sunshine and warm temperatures and instead there’s just been a permacloud over Nottingham. Professor Le Tissier is simply misunderstood in his time…

Glad Ramadan is over, fed up of Muslims randomly pushing in to me

Tom Forest are a vibe. Forest are a zen construct, and no construct at all. They are as ephemeral as a whistle, as solid as the greatest mountain. Forest is a verb, not a noun.

Could get a whole book out of this and sell it to Nottm New Agers.

Yes, yes, and fucking yes.

This is why we’re in this league. To upset, to disrupt, and to grind the sanitised class into the ground.

Maybe it’s tough in this league. Maybe it’s unrewarding. But let’s stay here, and let’s unsettle the wet blanket mob. This is our purpose! #NFFC

Get to watch 2024 Ballon d’Or winner Chris Wood live in the flesh tonight. Honestly, it’s like the bank holiday never ended. #NFFC

When are we presenting Forza Garibaldi with their Man of the Match award? An unbelievable contribution that lifted us all tonight.

On our day, and when the chips are down, we really are magic… on and off the pitch #NFFC

Get to watch 2024 Ballon d’Or winner Chris Wood live in the flesh tonight. Honestly, it’s like the bank holiday never ended. #NFFC

There’s a local anti-alcohol charity that tries to shame people into not drinking, using really funny anecdotes that you should be proud of.