|| Now... FCs for GB!Jay

Y A W N S. May have spiked his coffee this morning.

Drops his head onto @benignmonarchy's lap, holding up the spiked coffee to the royal. "Mornin'."

Arms are spread wide. Don't question it ― the fey is being . . . needy.

Who the [fuck] is the furry? Cause ― Mal has some questions. . .

|| Real replies - later. I need banter.

|| Last hour. But honestly - going with GB! Jay with Naomi Scott as the FC.

Friendly reminder ― Mal is as straight as a cooked noodle. That's today's tea.

NOT a furry! That would be Ben ― when he doesn't shave.

|| Should I revive my Mal? ― She's been through some shit. . .

STOP GOOGLING NOW. Wait ― the beasty boy reads the blogs?

Offers spiked coffee to Harry Hook [SEEN DESCENDANTS 3].

❝Tʜᴇʏ ꜱᴀʏ I'ᴍ ᴛʀᴏᴜʙʟᴇ, ᴛʜᴇʏ ꜱᴀʏ I’ᴍ ʙᴀᴅ. . . Fɪʀᴇ  ɪɴ ᴍʏ ʙᴇʟʟʏ, ꜱᴏ ᴅᴏɴ'ᴛ ᴍᴀᴋᴇ ᴍᴇ ᴍᴀᴅ.❞ ― 𝘵𝘢𝘪𝘯𝘵𝘦𝘥 𝘱𝘪𝘹𝘪𝘦 𝘱𝘳𝘪𝘯𝘤𝘦𝘴𝘴; 𝘥𝘢𝘳𝘬 𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘮𝘦𝘴 𝘢𝘩𝘦𝘢𝘥; 𝘥𝘦𝘴𝘤𝘦𝘯𝘥𝘢𝘯𝘵𝘴/𝘥𝘪𝘴𝘯𝘦𝘺 𝘷𝘦𝘳𝘴𝘦.

. . . Wasn't all that [his] specialty? Being loud and making no sense.

Maybe on days that end in, what ― W?

He'll bite him.

He would like it too much so ― nah.

|| Okay - I cracked and decided to just go with daughter of LeFou. So. . . follow @OfLeFool

Would the beasty king be able to handle it?