I can smell the Tacos... Where are they?

I’m baaaaaaaaaack.

I miss my bunny. 𝑴𝒔. 𝑴𝒚𝒔𝒕𝒊𝒄 𝑩𝒖𝒏𝒏𝒚

B.. bunny? Is it really you? x.com/blondevehemenc…

Dear Diary, x.com/uhgaiiavich/st…

Dear Diary, Care hired an Easter Bunny for the girls, but I didn't know & thought it was just a huge bunny.. Now I'm sleeping on the couch.

Dear Diary. Sorry I've been away so long, but Caroline wouldn't let me out of the cage... I mean bed.

Dear Diary, Bonnie threatened to lock me in a prison world.. how was I supposed to know following her & Enzo into the bedroom was a no go.

Dear Diary, Can you get sent to hell from heaven? If so.. I'm fucked.

Dear Diary, Saw Damon propose to Elena today.. He may have got the girl in the end, but we both know who's D she got first. Mine.

Dear Diary, Caroline still isn't talking to me. Maybe a giant snow globe of the town wasn't the best aneverseray gift..

Dear Diary, Is it wrong that we were all a lot happier when Elena was still in the coffin coma? #KnockTheBitchBackOut

Dear Diary, 'Tis me again. I'm on the couch once again tonight, but in my defense when Caroline said she wanted a dog, how was I supposed to know she didn't mean she wanted Tyler in a cage.. my bad.

Dear Diary, When Caroline was showing me pictures of our first year together and I said she looked fat, I honestly thought she was showing me one of her pregnancy photos.. my bad.

|| My writer was on YouTube and stumbled upon some Bonenzo videos and has become inspired to return to writing for Bonnie. Anyone up for easing me back into writing? Any character will do, doesn't have to be an Enzo.

I really need a friend to goof off with as I have no desire to write any romantic or serious storylines at the moment. Any takers?

I leave for 3 months and come back not recognizing anyone...

If I had a Katherine I would volunteer. x.com/neuroticfang/s…

I miss #TheTreeHouseGirls

Someone please tell her that nobody cares. x.com/kissesorkaboom…