Quiet, piggy.

The eloquent linguistic stylings of President Piggy

Ahhh, whenever I need a little pick me up. It never gets old. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Massie: "I am sorry if one of your billionaire donors is gonna get embarrassed because he went to Rape Island. That is what they have coming. In fact, they need to be on the other side of bars, a lot of them."

NEW: 🇺🇲🇮🇱🇮🇷 Former CIA Spy John Kiriakou: "My source informed me that Israel told Trump the quiet part out loud: 'We have nukes — and we’ll use them if you won’t hit Iran.'"

You may not be able to afford rent and groceries, and your health insurance may be about to skyrocket in 42 days, but the good news is that the Saudis got F-35s, nuclear tech, and security guarantees after putting hundreds of millions in Trump’s pocket.

Learn a lesson from Texans. Your voice is everything.

I love this for them

Trump has the responsibility to release the transcripts of his call with MBS. You will be shocked by what you hear.

BREAKING NEWS: Kelly Garrett Ivey has been sentenced to LIFE in prison after trying to SELL a 16-year-old girl on the dark web “Slave Bay” site to rapists and kidnappers. 📍Atlanta, Georgia He stalked her socials, posted her school location & car details so strangers could

It’s happening!! They’re outing him as the asset and traitor he’s always been from the very jump! Buckle up folks. White House down is an understatement 😉🔥

ACCORDING TO TRUMP ADMIN, HIGH BEEF PRICES ARE DUE TO MIGRANTS BRINGING IN SICK CATTLE. THEREFORE I, GAVIN C. NEWSOM, AM CREATING A NEW ICE: "IMMIGRATION AND COW ENFORCEMENT." IF YOU'RE AN UNDOCUMENTED BULL YOU WILL BE HOOFPRINTED AND DEPORTED TO A BURGER KING IN EL SALVADOR!

BREAKING: The US Labor Department announces that it is CANCELLING the October jobs report. For the first time since 2013, we will not be receiving a monthly jobs report.

Man who recently tried to starve millions of Americans for political leverage:

Former law prof here w/ advice for new lawyers.  When facing a new challenge (like bringing your first indictment), lean on colleagues with experience. And never just make shit up (like lying about a grand jury indictment). “Fake it til you make it” will get you disbarred!

TRUMP V SCOTUS Can you believe this? The Supreme Court told Trump that he has to rebuild the east wing!

Throwing nurses under the bus— Trump’s Dept of Education is planning to disallow/restrict nursing graduate degrees from eligible professional degrees for federal student loans. Wild move amid critical nursing shortages. Patient care? Gonna be wild.

.Lawrence O'Donnell The Last Word Lisa Rubin Joyce Alene Barb McQuade

The kids are all right!