saying “i’ll just buy it on amazon” out loud in a bookstore is insane

I understand that, without my agreement, Alpine F1 have put out a press release late this afternoon that I am driving for them next year. This is wrong and I have not signed a contract with Alpine for 2023. I will not be driving for Alpine next year.

McLaren Racing and Daniel Ricciardo have mutually agreed that Daniel will leave the team at the end of the 2022 season. The team thanks Daniel for his dedication and contribution, including that memorable win in Monza. We look forward to finishing the season strongly together.

The future is Female

"HE WON IN SPA, HE WINS IN MONZA" 🤯 Iconic.

Might be my best AI-generated art prompt to date. I give you “Pikachu painted by Monet”.

cute date idea: you watch me climb a tall tree and i refuse to come down

Wrapping the season up as your #F1 Driver of the Day. Sebastian Vettel, everyone. #DankeSeb #AbuDhabiGP #F1

George 'The Drop goal Machine' Ford

"you wouldnt put a bumper sticker on a bentley!" Girl good thing i am a honda fit

charli and lorde collab on my BIRTHDAY?????? YEAH

weeeeee!!! yahoooooo!!!! yippeeeee!!!!!!!!!

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Me after having junk food that didn’t even taste good

Do you remember when you joined Twitter? I do! #MyXAnniversary #Ihatethisapp