Person: You haven't been tweeting a lot lately. Me: Yes it's been hard because of *gestures vaguely towards everything*

I’m sure THIS will be the scandal that finally sinks the Trump administration! —Automated post, sent every Friday

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Looking for help. I'm writing an article for my local paper about post-LGM ecology. As in, what creatures lived in Maine after glaciers receded like, 10-5k years ago? I haven't found anyone local to talk to, is there anyone on here who could chat with me? Thanks!

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In Alabama, youth with welding skills may wish to become plumbers, gas fitters, motor vehicle rebuilders, general contractors, or home builders. But all are regulated by licensing boards, which may freely deny a license to someone with a criminal record. thehill.com/opinion/crimin…

Red Flag 18-1 has kicked off Nellis Air Force Base & I'm excited about the operational effects it will produce for our joint & combined team. U.S. Navy Aus Air Force has moved U.S. Army U.S. Marines Royal Air Force nellis.af.mil/News/Article/1…

I think it's about that time.

Morehouse alum and CDC employee, Dr. Tim Cunningham, is missing. If you have information about his disappearance, please contact the Atlanta Police Department’s Missing Persons Unit at 404-546-4235.

Retweet/reply diagram for tweets containing the words "Parkland" and "fake" from the past four days. It separates perfectly into left and right-wing conversations. If I were into dividing the USA, I'd be like "mission accomplished".