#ArbysWaifu will be the touchstone of this generation’s culture war.

@sarahvulgaris Running under the table when the UKIP candidate speaks doesn't count?

FYI GPs, opticians, dentists and pharmacists are all private providers of NHS services. Not all contracting necessarily bad. #glasgowdebate

'I'm a socialist'. Please don't do this. Any of you. #glasgowdebate

Don't be afraid to applaud the UKIP candidate guys. #glasgowdebate

Lable candidate flat out lying about economic growth. Unsurprising. #glasgowdebate

theguardian.com/politics/2010/… #glasgowdebate #truth

@cmorrell do they breed?

Overheard a man in the bank complaining that his boy ordered toys with his ipad. As if it's the bank's fault.

Things you'll never see

Watching the British media try to construct a "voter remorse" narrative is hysterically funny. They're so mad, and so mystified.

Scottish Fishermen's Federation tells Scottish government "We want out of the EU" bbc.in/29a3GdI

Now that's what I call winning!!! Well done Team GB & all our Commonwealth friends, now for the Trade Agreements....

Nice spin on that. How about trying to run a surplus? Or is that see-saw in Inverness absolutely critical? x.com/BBCScotlandNew…

"We got played!" CNN reacts to Donald J. Trump epic press conference troll

The #CommonPurpose-trained muppets who run the UK #police are screwing their own officers into the ground. dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3…

Neither candidate 'won' last night's debate but it is clear that Clinton's words were scripted and Trump did no preparation. Ergo, #TrumpWon

It's a duty of all citizens to pay as little tax as possible. Tax codes and tax collection must be simple and efficient. No loopholes.

Such a beautiful and important evening! The forgotten man and woman will never be forgotten again. We will all come together as never before