Day 9 of Pride & I’m STILL not gay! SUCK IT, degenerates!!!

My Antifa neighbors didn’t go to the protests; truly, immigrants ARE doing the jobs Americans won’t do!

Here’s a nice one for Pride: a lesbian named Isabella gave my number to a girl she was blowing off :)

HOA had to explain to their illegal worker what a doorknob is :)

Joseph P. Larkin talks with Chris Adams about going to the Punk Rock Museum in Vegas. Podcast every Wednesday. youtube.com/@kakistocracyp… #podcast #reelschallenge #comedyreels #lifestyle #discussions #comedy #PunkRock #Museum #History

Bermuda, Valhalla, come on pretty mama 🥹 R.I.P., Brian! Thanks for the music!

How appropriate is it that Brian Wilson died at the beginning of summer??

Beach Boys Party! - The Beach Boys youtu.be/PgwPsOoLZxM?si…

Why do ugly people insist on posting selfies 😩

Brian Wilson this morning

A Mountain of Rules to Break at the Punk Rock Museum in Vegas

Meadowlark Lemon? I fucked him.

Eddie Vedder is one of the most successful musicians of all time. At the height of his fame, his wife left him for a snowboarder you’ve never heard of :D

Cool thing about living in Southern California is encountering celebrities while out running errands; today I ran into Herbie the Love Bug!

Most embarrassingly, I made the “call me” gesture at him 😩

*executable

Is a more loathsome coupling even possible??

I miss the early days of Idiocracy when the worst person on TV was Kevin Federline 😩

It’s June 21st & I am STILL not gay!