Justin Vann (@whiskyplz) 's Twitter Profile
Justin Vann

@whiskyplz

Alcohol flavor man at Nancy’s Hustle.

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calendar_today12-06-2010 19:47:57

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What’s up gang? It’s me, Justin- here to say that barbera is great value if you like full-bodied, fruit driven reds that still have mineral complexity, and you’re looking for a good wine to drink out of a viking horn or a skull #wine

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You’ve done dark things. Horrible things. Things you’ll regret until your inevitable death. We all have. but keep your chin up: you’ll be dead very soon. Please enjoy Arby’s.

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Every single cooking video I see on the Internet is something absolutely cursed. Like a pumpkin full of garlic butter or a cotton candy milkshake with half a pound of gummy worms. Please put this type of content and it’s creators in jail.

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I don’t think it’s too much to ask when I say I want Martin Scorsese to direct a movie about the meteoric rise and fall of Australian wine importer The Grateful Palate. It would just be Wolf of Wallstreet but everyone is fucked up on 18% abv Shiraz instead of ludes and coke.

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Wow so Doctor Strange and the Multiverse of Madness has to follow Everything, Everywhere, All at Once? I would list all the treasures EEaaO has that Doctor Strange doesn’t, but characters people care about is the big one (and maybe dildo combat).

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At arbys we don’t care if you have a blue check by your name. We also don’t care if you wear pants in here or if you just walk behind the counter & start grabbing fistfuls of meat. Wanna do some drugs? Shoot ‘em up right there in that puddle of piss you’re sitting in Eat arbys

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Every time I eat cheese, it feels like the first time I've ever had cheese. That's how good cheese is (thank you cheese).