Do other people who got #sober still feel sometimes like the booze is still in your blood? Like it’s been over three years since your last hangover, but you still wake up feeling kinda toxic?

Ugh Maine is so damned beautiful

Every spring I think I either have some kind of horrible nutritional deficiency or cancer. Damn allergies make me so tired!!!

Being white and living in rural Maine you’d think I might be a flat earther, but I’m just another flat asser.

What’s that filter middle aged white women use to make photos their homes/families/clothes look even more “light shade of beige”?

Tomorrow is my fully vaccinated day 💙 I’m celebrating by going to BJs with my mom and buying cases and cases of polar seltzer.

Cleaning out the room we stayed in from March through July of 2020 at the in-laws today. Should be full of expired personal care items, t shirts I forgot we owned and receipts.

Fully vaxxed and ready to continue avoiding large gatherings because #murica

I just performed an at home lab with spinach, rubbing alcohol, a dropper, a cardboard box, an iPhone and photoshop. It came put awesome and I’m just so stunned and amazed!

After three straight days of chain sawing, metal grinding and excavator running it appears as if my neighbor isn’t home today. Bliss

Why do people from Maine add s unnecessarily to words? Lymes disease or any restaurant like The Fiddlehead Restaurant becomes Fiddleheads? What is that?

I get why people like dogs but they smell terrible and make your house smell terrible

Ascot time

C started watching a drama about the FBI in Boston and not a single member of the ensemble cast is anything but white. I’ve got no patience for that shit anymore

This week our Facebook livecast will be on Thursday night, not tonight. 6pm ET

Thinking of calling myself S. Alcott Sr. Just to fuck with people

Ever notice that adults who try to make weak ass political arguments turn to us and demand “do your homework” when I’m pretty sure they didn’t ever do their homework in school and hence.......

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