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You know what would make my week? Doing something nice for a complete stranger. And knowing that maybe I made them smile. Even for a minute.

Everyone I know is getting married and I'm like, "My dog just kissed me on the cheek."

How to make baseball better: 1. Pitch clock 2. Steroids 3. More fighting 4. Steroids 5. Landmines in outfield 6. Steroids 7. Pitch clock

There's honestly no excuse for driving a minivan

Shoutout to whoever brought tacos into this world

What time is too early to wake your deeply sleeping husband? Now? Now now? Now? How about now? Now? NOW???? Being a grown up is hard.

Spot the gogglebox Man going into lidl.

Getting the pool ready for summer

My friends child has Nits and I'm avoiding her as if she has Ebola ffs! I'm all "ummmm, don't hug me please, I'm allergic to lice!"

@jaybob_82 the thought of them just skanks me out!!!!

Not to be an asshole, but..... ~ Assholes

Driving the car around with Tom Sawyer by Rush on full whack. So that pretty much guarantees my badass status! Good day my lovelies xx

@jaybob_82 LOL @ "for the best"

Ok. So I'm just nipping out for lunch, and then I will try to think of something worth tweeting about Love to you all xx

Who the fuck is this person Whitney Cummings ???? Never heard of her

Hiya @sheppyshouse Haven't really been in the tweeting zone. Spent loads of time with my sister and of course shopping. You good hon? 😘

@sheppyshouse loads of adventures. I will definitely regale you with my adventures 😜