I wonder if Mcdonald's is open on Christmas??? #NeedMyBigMacsEveryday

When McDonalds doesn't give me extra sauce...

Maybe this year I should avoid shoving the turkey legs up my butt

But they are so very warm and tender

@swagwizardmo gurlll I be there every morning and I didn't see you there 😓 mmm hmm dat aint right

@LaxrLittlefield Funny I like being on the receiving end

Is it sad that the only girl that's humped me is a dog??

#BadNewYearsResolution Get 50 women pregnant #LetsGetCrackin

"Determination: Never give up on what you LOVE ♥"

Im just going to watch porn in the bathroom i mean go to the bathroom

I didn't know it was possible to trust someone this much

Finals had me like

Words to Live By

When everyone's acting like a dick you gotta learn to not give af

My new water bottle guys!!!!!!! #SoThirsty

People lose their shit when it comes to feminism