Scene: the post-apocalyptic wasteland

'Mommy, why did they bring Trump back?'
'Well you see, honey, there were these people called 'failed stand up comics', who thought they were safe because they lived in places called 'Brooklyn' and 'Los Angeles'...'

Trump/Noem 2024: 'Euthanizing your own dog is usually legal'

This week had the fewest new COVID hospitalizations on record since COVID began.

Also, she is spending the day with her boyfriend instead.

why do they make him sound cool as hell

I am dying laughing that President Biden will do an interview with Howard Stern before he will do one with the New York Times.

Literally what does this even mean and how is it possible for it to have 45k likes?

Pop quiz: Today the Biden admin will announce which of the following?

A) $125B Micron CHIPS investment creating 70k jobs
B) Suite of greenhouse gas admission standards to cut 1.47B tons of CO2 thru 2047
C) Final new transmission rule
D) 4 new Workforce Hubs
E) All of the above

Joe Biden. Very good at the actual job of being president.

washingtonpost.com/politics/2024/…

What Donald Trump has promised you that he'll implement on a national level if you give him another crack at it.

Joe Biden is arguably the best 'dealmaker' to ever be President.

The media thinks it's their job to inform people about what people already think, rather than inform people about the things that have actually happened.

Immediately after President Biden signed into law the National Security Supplemental, Secretary Austin announced a new $1 billion weapons package for Ukraine that includes anti-aircraft missiles, artillery rounds, HIMARS rounds, Bradleys, armored vehicles, and more.

The govt
“if u salary and work over 40 hours a week, u will be eligible for overtime”

“If the airline cancel ya flight, lose luggage or delay flights you will be given an automatic refund”

“Non-competes are now void”

35 yr olds on Twitter: “They banning TikTok?!”

Romanian prison broke this man and it is just such a wonderful sight to see.

This is your king?

In 2022, President Biden signed the Bipartisan Safer Community Act, the first significant federal gun reform in almost 30 years. The law enhanced background checks for buyers under 21, closed the boyfriend loophole, & increased the number of sellers required to conduct background checks.

2024 Pennsylvania Presidential Primary votes received:

Joe Biden: 920,274
Donald Trump: 786,485
Nikki Haley: 155,829
Dean Phillips: 68,046

The overlap between the protestors and COVID dead ender conspiracy theorists has not been lost on me and has been apparent for quite some time.

One underrated thing about the foreign aid package is it will allow for an increase in humanitarian aid to Sudan, where the UN has casually announced that over 200,000 children will starve to death without help.

'The U.S. economy is one of the only places in the world right now that is doing even better than expected before the pandemic began.'

cc: The Washington Post Catherine Rampell