The Surface Neo - sports two 9 inch screens (thinnest LCD screens ever produced by humans) and a 360 degree hinge. Use as book, laptop, tablet, and in tent mode. Input with keyboard, mouse, or pen. ^^Proof MSFT design team took the red pill #MSIgnite

Me: "Howdy - does the Mach-E come in a caramel color?" Ford Dealer: "Uh, no. Just the usual colors." Me: "Dang. I really wanted a Caramel Mach-E Auto." Ford Dealer: "Stop calling us." <click> #MachE

Looking forward to the CenturyLink analyst day kickoff - can't wait for those mimosas! #CenturyLinkAR

#Rebel #CenturyLinkAR

"Customers don't want to talk about the product - they want to talk about their problem, the solution that meets their needs." - Shaun Andrews #centurylinkAR

"Cloud Edge is not a thing. It's not a sku. It's literally everything - it's how we deliver our experience moving forward." -Shaun Andrews #CenturyLinkAR

One minute you're talking about edge compute and SD WAN, and the next you're busting a move. This crew rolls hard! #CenturyLinkAR

"Security is embedded into every aspect of the CenturyLink experience - across all products, services, and interactions. It's also the fastest growing part of our business." - Chris Smith, Global Security Services #CenturylinkAR

"I want to tell you about a malware attack that I found especially cool..." - Chris Betz, CSO ^^Filed to 'things you will only ever hear from a security pro.' #CenturylinkAR

15 minutes into the #CiscoCollabAnalystSummit - no mention (yet) of the Webex Cloud's superior / automated ability to keep security certificates up to date. #KeepingItClassy

Teleselfie with Anders Mortvedt at #CiscoCollabAnalystSummit - I think he's a little sick of all the fanboy attention..

Four analysts, two days, one wordcloud - most popular terms in @wainhouse360 combined notes from days 1 and 2 of the #CiscoCollabAnalystSummit

Excellent breaking news - Netflix allows you to disable autoplay! Good reminder for all dev shops: if margin is your justification for a terrible user experience, it's only a matter of time before the competition shifts your priorities..

A successful Webex Cisco Collaboration Analyst summit! Huge thank you to all the analysts who joined us and gave us great insights. Watch the video youtube.com/watch?v=NnilZm… Zeus Kerravala Dave Michels Jon Arnold Sheila McGee-Smith Blair Pleasant Bill Haskins Jim Lundy

COVID Impact - wreaking impact on our Microsoft Teams DAU forecast linkedin.com/pulse/covid-im… via LinkedIn

Interesting: RingCentral delivers Microsoft Teams Direct Routing as a Service offer. RC = peanut butter, MSFT = Chocolate?

Slack 2016: "Microsoft - welcome to the party." Slack 2020: "Microsoft - go home, you're drunk."

Me: sheesh, this Monday could not possibly get worse. #Office365: hold my beer...

Benevolent Benioff Bails Beleaguered Butterfield? #SLACK #Salesforce seekingalpha.com/news/3639475-s…

Boomer: "Meat Averse? Pass." Gen X: "You ruined my song. Pass." Millennial: "No crypto trading? Pass." Gen-Z: <glances up from TikTok for .25 sec> "Pass." Gen-Alpha: "Look Mom, a Doggy!! Can I get a Metaverse?" Zuckerberg: "Mission Accomplished." youtube.com/watch?v=yDCF-v…