Gotta come out of Twitter hiding to retweet this...

This is now going to be an account for 10% band-related stuff and 90% shitposting.

I don't care how many times people say it: Eddie Vedder and Darius Rucker don't sound alike.

Having frozen water pipes in your house is decidedly NOT "Wet Bandits". 👎

The best line from Avatar: The Way of Water is, of course: "Sub team: get wet."

My favorite part of any podcast is when the co-host complains about rich people and in the same episode references that their "German au pair always brought the authentic Kinder eggs"

Had my nine-month-old listening to TOOL tonight while I cooked myself some Kraft Mac and Cheese and she wasn't sophisticated enough for TOOL but she was *too* sophisticated to respect my dinner choice.

Important poll!: If you were playin' #BeerPong, what liquid to you have in the cups?

TOOL, babyyyyyyyy!

"I know a girl called Elsa, she's into Alka-Seltzer"

As an exclusively 90's cover band we are obligated to declare #ThePhantomMenace as the best #StarWars movie.

The ref unis at the Ohio Wesleyan University DePauw Tigers MBB game last night looked like they were referee costumes from Party City.

Which 90' "Ed" would you guess claims they have a "gluten sensitivity" but really just can't keep from eating 3 pounds of pasta at dinner so they latch on to a diet they don't understand?

Oh man #JarofFlies turns 29 years old today! What's the best track!? (If it's not listed, definitely reply with your answer!)

Apparently the answer is "not Rotten Apple"--which seems rude.

Happy birthday to the most melodic shredder of all time: Eddie Van Halen!

The best 90's Van Halen tune of all time is:

#Dookie turns 29 today! What's the most underrated track.

I think I learned how to improve our Twitter account's visibility by watching Paul T. Goldman.

Hell yeah