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Lionel Messi needs 1 more goal to equal German great Gerd Mueller's record of 85 goals in a calendar year. #SSFootball

Dear Liverpool,

We made a mistake with that Suarez offside. Please collect your goal from Man Utd.

Sincerely
The refs

I know I'm not perfect, but I am forgiven by God who is.

There's a story behind every person. Think before you judge, because their life may not be as easy as it seems.

It's not what happens to you that determines how far you will go in life, it is how you handle what happens to you.

Do you like me? Breathe for yes, lick your elbow for no.

Faith does not mean trusting God to stop the storm, but trusting him to strengthen us as we walk through the storm.

'If you find a path with no obstacles, it probably doesn't lead anywhere.' - Frank Howard Clark

Breaking a mirror Is seven years of bad luck. Breaking a condom is 18 years of bad luck.

20 years ago we had Johnny Cash, Bob Hope and Steve Jobs. Now we have no Cash, no Hope and no Jobs. Please dont let Kevin Bacon die.

'guys be quiet I'm calling my mom!' person in background: 'PASS THE WEED!'

Buy a ship. Name it relation. Sit in it. You are in a relationship.

Our mistakes & failures are valuable lessons.

Stil recovering, what a weekend...Tony Brendemuehl. Lazola Maqoma. @sir_pj, lads, m no longer mad @ ya(yabulela lali)