*wrapping up business meeting with Kellogg's*

Kellogg's Exec: Great work. You've given us so many new ideas for cereals. We'll totally pay you for this.

Me: No you won't. I know all your...Trix.

Kellogg's Exec: That's General Mills.

Me: Leave the military out of this.

Today is my birthday! Can I get some RTs to help my YouTube channel? I cover Mass Effect, Exodus, Dragon Age, Cyberpunk 2077 and other sci-fi RPGs! 👉👈
youtube.com/@kalaelizabeth

Get in, losers. We’re doing a special video edition Twitter book report and talking about Shrek’s dick

Grab your headphones so HR doesn’t hear 😵‍💫

If you like skinny girls, get you a skinny girl. If you like big girls, get you a big girl. If you like fit girls, get you a fit girl. You’re entitled to your preferences. But what you’re not gonna do is date a girl who’s not your type and make her feel inferior to other girls

10 Exercises for those Who SIT alot:

1.

Do celebrities get diarrhea? Can’t imagine Zendaya experiencing what I’m going through right now

So glad I was weird af in high school cuz now ain’t no one hittin me up to join their pyramid scheme 😌😌

she took my dream of wanting to stun with a giant croissant i’m not okay

I think a bunch of power-hungry misogynists pretending to be virgins who systemically covered up thousands of child rapes maybe shouldn’t be making the rules about morality and human dignity.

DONT THROW AWAY YOUR ECLIPSE GLASSES‼️

stick your glasses in an evelope & mail to the address below so that kids in Latin America can use them Oct 2, to watch the South American Eclipse

Eclipse Glasses USA, LLC
PO Box 50571
Provo, UT 84605

warm WHAT

All done!
#storm #xmen

Making a strawberry shaped cake

📹 dinarakasko

I can't believe this has to be said.

Women are not objects. They are humans. Their intrinsic value is not based on how many people they've been intimate with or whether or not YOU find them attractive.

If you don't get that, you probably shouldn't be interacting with them.

New interview with lead writer Drew Karpyshyn about Exodus will be released soon, according to this article! #ExodusGame

Do me a favor please!

Life is short. Tell your loved ones you love them.

Tell the people you care about how much they mean to you. Tell your friends how you feel. Be kind to people, in real life & on the internet, to strangers and acquaintances. Good people are gone too young

*DEEP INHALE*
AHHHHH the smell of Q4 🍃

Hi I'm Kiwi and we should totally work together. Let me convince you in the replies 🥸

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Lab grown diamonds are chemically, physically, and optically identical to natural diamonds, without throwing Congolese children in open-pit mines.

Don’t be a dick today

A Dove candy just told me my vibe attracts my tribe. So yeah, I'd say I'm spiritual.