All the very best things come out to play at #HALLOWeen.

*Flashing JezebelHell ™ © a smile forged from hell* And I've achieved the highest level of low there is. I invite you to defy ME.

I am known for how kind and benevolent I can be.

And also for lying.

Elf tacos?

Elf loaf?

Elf pizza? Oh yes...

The most amazing thing just happened, JezebelHell ™ ©! I woke up and hated you even more than yesterday! WHO KNEW THAT WAS EVEN POSSIBLE?!

#IOnceHadABossWho never once gave me flowers. Or a raise. Or weekends off. #BestJobEver Loki

Oh look, they gave me ANOTHER day in October. My cup runneth over this month. #MeanGirls

*bedazzles Eric Northman's coffin with blood, entrails, and some lovely dead black orchids* May your sleep be rotten. #NationalBoyfriendDay

Holding out for a hot date on #Halloween with Jason L. Voorhees. Eat your heart out, ladies. Or I will.

You too? I thought it was just me. *fist bump* x.com/TheRealMMyer/s…

To all the "clowns" out there...Bitch, please. If you're not Pennywise, hang up the shoes. It's already old and we "ALL FLOAT DOWN HERE".

How did you know my decorating style? *wicked smile* x.com/BranCrisp/stat…

*primps and preens* Bobby Burnham There is NOTHING rotten about me with exception to my soul. And heart. And perhaps my attitude. Sixx Spellbound

Excellent. Diabolical mission accomplished. x.com/BobbyBurnham/s…

I still have it. *evil strut*

My favorite day, finally. Should anything rotten happen to you...you're welcome! #HappyHalloween

Oh, I know, Charles Twining. *examines black filed-to-a-point nails* I was even too good (bad) for hell. Anne Bonny Rose Deth