RUMOUR IN: Charming sexy Tim Rouse to leave for London! As cash through expenses is not enough. Bath Cricket Club

WEPL 2023 predictions Winners - Bedminster: @snelly83 to ship in another 5 Gloucester players to finally win some silverware. Relegation - Chippenham CC 🙏🏻 for no more games at the graveyard please

RUMOUR IN: Josh Breed looking for a new club to help relegate into div 1. Looking to make it 3 years running. Clevedon Cricket Cheltenham Cricket Any takers 👀 Bath Cricket Club Lansdown Cricket Club🏏 Taunton StAndrews CC Bridgwater CC Bedminster CC Bristol Cricket Club Potterne C.C Chippenham Cricket Club

WEPL 2022 shit bloke eleven: He’s finally made a WEPL TEAM 👀 1.Matthew Carpenter 2.Neil Clark 3.Matthew Carpenter (C) 4.Basil Akram 5.Ryan Thorpe 6.Paul Muchall 7.Josh Smith 8.Jake Rowe 9.Matthew Carpenter 10.Will Plumber 🧤 11.Matthew Carpenter

🚨BREAKING NEWS: Paul Bernard Muchall & Ashur Morrison to demand the capitancy from next in line VC Jack Scrivens George Hankins to return after realising he wasted 6 months following Love Island Hugo Hammond down under, to only gain 15 more followers.

RUMOUR IN: Lansdown Cricket Club🏏 realising they can’t buy any decent players to win the league. They explore a different route. Sam Hollingshead in the back pocket! Bonus per win basis 💰 Bath Cricket Club Bridgewater CC Frocester CC Taunton StAndrews CC Bristol Cricket Club Potterne C.C Taunton Deane CC 🏏

Another great steal from cricket friendssss Dumbleton Cricket Club Frocester CC Money talks! Only another 10 players to swap! One step closer

RUMOUR IN: Lansdown Cricket Club🏏 to sign Sam Pearce! The money tree keeps giving! West of England Premier League

BIGGG RUMOUR IN: Gloucestershire Cricket @bobbybracey25 to join back with Bristol Cricket Club. Glos S&C to propose new winter programme! Deadlifting is now a must. A big summer to carry them past 125 for the first batting point! W-E Library

RUMOUR IN: If Bridgwater CC full strength squad rocks up for a Saturday. It will only the cost the club 2.4k in players fees 👀 😂Taunton StAndrews CC Potterne C.C Bath Cricket Club Frocester CC Lansdown Cricket Club🏏 West of England Premier League Taunton Deane CC 🏏 Bedminster CC Chippenham Cricket Club Bristol Cricket Club

RUMOUR IN: james regan Has a strike rate of 20 with the ball in the West of England Premier League Prem! #EasyGame He now demands the new ball for Taunton StAndrews CC Can he finally get back on Somerset’s books! Watch this space 👀 #nevergiveup #ABS

EVENING NEWS: Great to see such a fine player Tim Rouse staying in the WEPL. I’m sure the £250 per hour rate for coaching & another all inclusive tour down under 🇦🇺 made his decision to stay easier! 😉 Matt Hankins Bath Cricket Club West of England Premier League

A few clubs going quiet on twitter 🤔 I wonder why? West of England Premier League Don’t be shy gents 👀

Another new player added to the Frocester Eleven! Out with the old and in with the new 😂👀 #goodsigning #2playersleft West of England Premier League Bath Cricket Club Bridgwater CC Lansdown Cricket Club🏏 Taunton StAndrews CC Taunton Deane CC 🏏 Bedminster CC Bristol Cricket Club Frocester CC

Was it worth every penny of the 3k on player fees? 👀 Bridgwater CC West of England Premier League Fair play to the groundsmen for getting a game on! That is money well spent 👏🏽

Is it that time of the year again 👀

What happened to loyalty. Taunton StAndrews CC More like welcome back to the CASH old boy. Bridgwater CC Lansdown Cricket Club🏏 Bath Cricket Club Taunton StAndrews CC Potterne C.C Frocester CC Bishopston Cricket Club Bedminster CC

RUMOUR IN: An interesting DM this morning. Bridgwater CC with another signing! The desperation to win the league is an understatement. Only 4k per weekend! Good seam position this 👀 Matt Burton Bath Cricket Club Lansdown Cricket Club🏏 Taunton StAndrews CC Frocester CC Potterne C.C Burbage & ER CC Bedminster CC

This is cute 😂

Congratulations to Potterne C.C’s umpire! Well played sir, well played! At least Cashwater CC didn’t win it, there’s always next year lads 👀😂 Bristol Cricket Club Bath Cricket Club Lansdown Cricket Club🏏 Burbage & ER CC Taunton StAndrews CC Bishopston Cricket Club Frocester CC