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Jerk Douglas

@Welflare

army seals second platoon strongman, follow me for my good opinions!

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@CSCCommand : Fun cute comic: "Pandorango"

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We must never allow the fifth wind to be named. Not to the ungrateful youth. They do not deserve to know the fifth wind.

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I love pigeons. They are cute and googly lookin'.

I implore pigeon haters to ask themselves if they're not just hating them due to popular sentiment, like the people who hate clowns. (Clowns being the gentlest of creatures, who barely eat several children yearly.)

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The worst part is the discomfort of being unable to bend your knees. Then the several pisses left in your body being released and saturating the air.

Really gave myself the dread thinking about this. And I'd rather run through a minefield with a guaranteed death.

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They're currently releasing a remake of that goddamn Bartender anime. This one appears to add the farty vapors of a plot.

Did you know the 'tender' in 'bartender' means 'gentle' or 'kind'? (it doesn't)

Japs taking professions too seriously is its own comedy genre.

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Look at this gutless stammering weasel 'Well, uh I might have to choose my words carefully'

That's a first, coming from a thought-leading 'Four Horsemen' atheist who bravely enriched himself 'fighting' the only religion (i.e. culture) that was tolerant of his bullshit

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