Everyone knows women kissing women is a big turn on for guys.
They would just be faking a homophobic reaction.

Absolutely brilliant. Thank you🙌

Do you remember when you joined Twitter? I do! #MyTwitterAnniversary

#BBCYourQuestions Can domestic animals like my cat carry the virus and pass it to me?
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This is too much fun and I'm the last guy who wraps everything up 😅😊

'Lizzie Yarnold' I voted for you Lizzie and sorry you didn't win.

Fire the lads up for a win on Saturday.
Third place is a podium place and points in F1.
You guys have done us proud.

I've been banned from using my Particle Accelerator as neighbours complained it was interfering with their broadband 😢

Miranda Hart says she's a massive Annie fan.
Why does that sound rude.

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Looks like a bread cake to me.
I've heard of bread but haven't heard of barm. twitter.com/avatastic/stat…

In a lapse of concentration, it becomes clear how fully Boris has been claimed by The Dark Side.