Me: 'Wow I didn't know my phone could do that, why didn't it tell me? That's really useful' Also Me [when my phone updates and asks me if I want to explore my new features]: 'Haha, no'

🎶 Say something, say something , anything... I showed you everything...🎶 Radio Announcer: "and that was James with I Showed You My Cock, Please Respond"

This lad was the Liz Truss of the Traitors world #TheTraitorsUK

Her only crime was that she mothered too close to the sun #thetraitors

A moment for Alexander...The People's Princess #TheTraitors

Me when my wife tells Alexander that I'm both straight and married #TheTraitors

"Ew I don't want a short king do I?!" Why is 'body shaming is bad' turned off for certain things? #MAFSAU #MAFSAustralia

Maybe now my therapist will believe me

The 'experts' watching the final dinner party after only one couple out of about fifteen were well matched enough to stay together #MAFSAU

The countdown is on! Join us in 48 hours for a special announcement about Hollow Knight: Silksong! Premiering here: youtu.be/6XGeJwsUP9c

1st impressions of Silksong - Haven't been asked to give my personal information to make a MySilksong account ??? - No microtransactions (where am I going to buy an TMNT skin for my character?) - No 80gb update needed (which creates tension/excitement) Overall a 0/10 #silksong

Games got delayed to dodge Silksong, only to end up releasing right next to Hades 2 😭.

They put Dean on the wrong series, these two together would have made it #MAFSUK

Shakra Voice Actor Lauren Koopowitz talks about Hollow Knight Silksong and Team Cherry: "Team Cherry are very dedicated but also very mindful. I feel like they'd be the best bosses ever, in that they're very, very aware that people have lives and need to have a good quality of

Has there ever been a better time in the NHL? - young stars topping leading board Bedard, Celebrini, Michkov - prime stars still priming McDavid, Mackinnon, Draisaitl, Makar, Kaprizov, The Hughes Bros - legacy stars like Sidney Crosby, Ovie dare I say friggin Corey Perry still

Dear #WhiskySanta, please may you put @PlantationRums Cut & Dry from @MasterofMalt under my tree? I've been really good this year! masterofmalt.com/asksanta/rum/p…

Dear Netflix Netflix UK & Ireland It's universally agreed that everyone hates these non-removable stickers on books, so why do you still do it? Should be an easy-peel sticker at the most #StopRuiningBookCovers

'Free for all players' Literally doing it for the love of the game