Waiting for the new headline: #Bitcoin "CRASHES" from $101,000 to $85,000. Save the tweet.

What if gold beats eth to 5k lol

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JUST IN: $ETH falls under $2,900.

JUST IN: Bitcoin falls under $88,000.

This is one of the fastest moving crypto bear markets ever: On October 6th, crypto hit a record $4.27 trillion in market cap. Today, crypto's total market cap is back below $3 trillion. That's -$1.3 trillion in 45 days.

WHY are markets crashing? Our logical explanation: There is quite literally only ONE headline that can even be partially blamed for such a sudden market crash. At 11:20 AM ET, the US Labor Department said the November and October employment "situation" will be released on

BREAKING: The Fear & Greed Index falls to 8, now at its lowest level since the April 2025 bottom. We are back to "Extreme Fear" with the S&P 500 just 5% away from a record high. The last time this happened, the S&P 500 rallied +200 points in 48 hours.

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JUST IN: $1,000,000,000 liquidated from the crypto market in the past 60 minutes.

🇺🇸 UPDATE: Traders are piling into $ETH $6,500 calls on Deribit as open interest surpasses $380M and becomes the largest among all ETH options.

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JUST IN: Silver overtakes Nvidia $NVDA to become the second largest asset in the world by market cap.

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