It's #MyTwitterAnniversary! I have been on Twitter for 7 years (since 13 Sep 2011). And you? TwiAge.com

"What's a man gotta do t'get a decent pie 'round here?"

"Ah, hell. How is it already so close to the new year?" ... "Well, here's to hoping no crazy shit happens, right?"

"Mornin'." Streeeetch. /Crack/. "Ah, hell. How old am I again?"

"I'm not old. You're old."

It's my #Twitterversary! I have been on Twitter for 8 years, since 13 Sep 2011 (via Twi Age 🥳).

"I need all the pie I can get my hands on. If I'm goin' down, I'm goin' happy."

It's my #Twitterversary! I have been on Twitter for 9 years, since 13 Sep 2011 (via Twi Age 🥳).

It's my #Twitterversary! I have been on Twitter for 10 years, since 13 Sep 2011 (via Twi Age 🥳).

It's my #Twitterversary! I have been on Twitter for 11 years, since 13 Sep 2011 (via Twi Age 🥳).