Organising straighteners at the Club World Cup. And people have the nerve to say social media has ruined sports journalism.

“Why would Mbeumo choose Man Utd over Newcastle at the moment?” Because most footballers aren’t that arsed about the Carabao Cup or 4th place. And, more importantly, it probably sounds more impressive to their mates and the women they DM on instagram.

Musk v Trump. This generations Brian Harvey v Tony Mortimer.

So glad I never gave into the Bluesky bandwagon. Musk and Trump laying into each other on here whilst they’ve gotta put up with Richard Osman over there doing his World Cup of One Show episodes.

27° outside

The ratings were a ninth of what we could’ve expected, they started badly, they got worse

Understand why people would have reservations about this appointment but in a world of nerds it’s good to see a man with a good solid name like Keith take charge of a club.

What time is Darren Styles on

MLS, Saudi Arabia and Turkey ticked off by 21, outstanding. Toss a coin for who’s next CHINA @russia

You can sympathise with Dimitrov all you like but that’s ruthless from Sinner. Champions find a way to win, full credit to him.

Absolutely sick of him

Cobolli undoubtedly has the energy, freshness and stamina to cope with Djokovic, but there’s absolutely no substitute for experience, calmness under pressure and 15-20 years worth of performance enhancing drugs. Allegedly.

“That all seems fine Mr Sancho, we’ll be in touch within 3-5 working days, we just need to check if you’re a bellend or not.”

Sorry he arrived for what?