Lowers expectations for the World Cup and stops England winning the 6 nations. Joe Schmidt is a genius. #WALvIRE

This is quite possibly the best video I have ever seen

Diego Costa v Diego Simeone. Now there's a fight I'd like to see on PPV.

I think I found him

Probably need to drop some big news in the Sunday papers to make the Cummings story go away. Will it be - Pubs are back - Re-announcing our vaccine progress - everyone can go to Wales 🤷‍♂️

5th of July

'Why not show me how far you ran and which route you took' - nobody ever.

On Carl Cort’s 44th birthday, a reminder of one of the great interview answers of all time...

Last year if you wanted a Christmas party you had to claim it was a work meeting. This year, if you want to have a work meeting you have to claim it’s a Christmas party. Everyone clear?

I‘ve been banging on for months about how unsatisfactory it is that daily Covid19 infection figures exclude re-infections. Today’s record 78,610 STILL EXCLUDES re-infections, even though Omicron re-infects significant numbers who’ve had Covid19 previously. Nuts

33 years ago, Sergeant Al Powell helped save dozens of lives after being sent to investigate a prank call at Nakatomi Plaza. As I do every year at this time of year, I will honour his bravery by watching the documentary and you should too! #NeverForgetNakatomi

I mean seriously… what is this? Fans literally just walking through a gate to scan their tickets and this happens? It makes no sense…

This dinner lady says she cries going into work - because she has to deny children school lunch.

At the risk of sounding disrespectful that Man United bench looks like pro evo when they didn't have a license

WE DO THINGS OTHER CLUBS CAN'T DO! 💪 #mufc