#RishiSunak congratulates himself at reducing The NHS Waiting List for April 2024 by one, as #VictoriaAtkins dies (yet again!) live on TV.👇

Just another typical day at the 'Dial A Car Crash Office' for #VictoriaAtkins 👇

#panorama Just remember that no private hospital in The UK has an A&E Department.

If things start to or go (badly) wrong in a Private Hospital it's an #NHS Ambulance that is called to take you to an #NHS Hospital with an A&E Department.

You boy .... I hear that the list of Tory MPs who haven't posted photos on Grindr is now much smaller than those that have.

#WilliamWragg

Yesterday's headline fixed for Amanda Platell.

'Weakness and vanity, stupidity, a lack of loyalty and a lack of basic common sense, plus zero self awareness, made sex obsessed Tory betray MPs'

You're welcome Amanda and #WilliamWragg

You boy .... It's not just #WilliamWragg is it?

Height of summer 2023 and in 40 minutes someone will put on a ridiculously thick winter coat and scarf and depsrt in a taxi ... But who will it be ?? #TheApprentice

#ShopAround #CarInsurance .... Renewal quote was more than double last year's premium at £725 ... Using comparison websites I have got a renewal for £8 more than last year's premium. There were 25 other insurers quoting me that were within £10 of my lowest quote.

The Martin Lewis Money Show Live

#JoeLycett brilliance 👇

'I chose a closed church, probably about to be flattened, as a backdrop for my Easter message .. Yeah, I know .. What am I Like?' said #LizTruss ...

'I don't really need 'The Deep State' to bring me down anymore, with me and my photographer now doing such a great job' she added.

Anyone explain to me the logic behind .....

'The big Asda must stay closed today, but The Asda Express can open'?

It's not like 'It's helping / supporting the smaller shop keeper or gelpung / supporting the struggling small trader to earn a living'

You boy .... Did you go to church this morning and listen to #PaulaVennells preaching about honesty and integrity and upholding her Christian values?

If you think that The #BBC doesn't carry advertising then check out BBC1 #TheOneShow (M-F 7pm).

Every guest on there gets a free 10 minutes to promote something / themselves & no doubt BBC has also paid them too, to be on the One Show. Same happens on many Radio Shows also.

Dad .... Can you show me an example of the irony of having no self awareness?

Well Son .... #JacobReesMogg on #GBNews 👇

You boy ... How many 'Personal Plundering What's Left of The UK' days have you got left? ... Is that the plan you keep saying you are working on? ... Because we can't find any other plan that you have #RishiSunak

#hunted She obviously has no idea just how many cameras there are on The London Underground ... Yet they find the fugitives in an instant!

#Hunted ... What is so covert about a man or a woman following you with a big camera on their shoulder?

Is this #Extremism enough for you Michael Gove? ...

Judge people by the friends they have ....

#MichaelGove #MobWatch #MobWarning

Following on from the #FionaBruce being owned by the #bbcqt audience after her question of irony 'In the interest of balance, can I just ask .... ?' We get #LauraKuenssberg being owned by #TheoPaphitis 👇

The next Cabinet Meeting will pass a motion to stop #FionaBruce saying 'Let me just ask, in the interest of balance ... ' #bbcqt